[Not] GOBBLER’S KNOB, PENN – You have Punxsutawney Phil? That’s nice. Maybe in Pennsylvania it is customary to have a member of the rodent family handle vital long-range weather forecasting. Here in civilized Wyoming we leave that to our professional meteorologist: Buck the bull moose.
Buck did not see his shadow on this overcast day, therefore Eagles fans can suffer the chill of an extended winter if they choose to worship their fat rat Phil. Here, we’ll take it from Buck. Early spring, y’all.
Ground Hog Day